IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMERTIME PEOPLE!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!
It's the season most of us live for. Personally, a great summer night involves walking around a car show, beer in hand and listening to the Yankee game in the background.
More often than not, I usually spend summer weekends at BBQ's and bull shitting with friends. Over the years I've noticed how every BBQ is different, and it comes down to one person in particular. Sometimes, you must step up to fulfill that role when needed. Which leads us to today's Man-Law…
Man-Law #10: Be The BBQ Grill Master
You don't need an F'n degree for this people, but brace yourselves...
A BBQ is only as good as the food.
I know; crazy, isn't it?!
As a man, you need to step into the role of Superman on certain occasions; one of those times is to MAN the grill.
"But Monte, what if I don't know how to grill?"
There are many professions that are quite difficult; rocket scientist, heart surgeon, Pre-K teacher (no, I'm not joking)...etc.
One of the jobs, not, on that list; The grill master! Now I'm not saying you have to be a top gourmet chef. But come one now, all you have to do is understand how a spatula works, and when the food is ready.
If that's too complicated, watch a damn YouTube video on how it works. You have no excuse otherwise.
Got it? Well you better!
I need to end this and get going. All this BBQ talk is making me hungry for a damn burger!!!