Monday, June 20, 2011

Man-Law #9: The Bromance

I'd say the stereotypical man is broken down by the four B's; BBQ, Beer, Bacon & Boobies.  They're four awesome categories, but alas, another "B" needs to be added into the mix.  I'm not shameful to say this in the least, but in today's world you must know how it works...

Man-Law #9: The Bromance

A lot of movies (I love You Man) & TV shows (Scrubs) have spoofed the bromance in recent years.  Many have been hilarious, but let's see how Monte's Dictionary explains a bromance.

Bromance:
     -Verb
     -Combination of Bro & Romance
     -Being better than best friend's.
     -Yet not being romantically involved (but some will argue that fact).

I can stand tall and proudly say I have a bromance. It’s nothing to be ashamed about.  We've been together for about ten years now. 

He's my boobala, but when we're really acting stupid, he's my boo boo kitty fuck.  Also, I can safely assume that his fiancée Christina has probably had nightmares of him leaving her, and running away with me. 

But that's neither here nor there folks!

With a bromance, you're promised to have someone to bitch to when times are tough, look for advice when needed, and kick your ass when you need to get taken down a notch.

As an extra bonus, you also get a buddy in which you can crank your stupid up to 100%, and have the time of your life with.

Now don't let the term fool you.  There's nothing wrong with a bromance.  It won't make you less manly, or ridiculous.

If anything, it brings out your best qualities, and amps up your awesomeness.

If you have a problem with this term, well, I'm sorry.  I just hope you apply the Seinfeld quote. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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