I've been a big advocator of this since, well, I was a little Monte. Before I even heard of Man-Law, I knew that this monstrosity was plain wrong. What are people thing!!!!! It blows my mind that some men are ok with this. So here are the rules that apply...
Man-Law #14: The Fanny Pack
You ready? These rules are pretty difficult to understand. Try your best to follow...
Rule 1: Under NO circumstance should a man wear, buy or consider a fanny pack ok.
Rule 2: If you think you found a circumstance where a fanny pack is ok, please see rule number one.
Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do believe the fanny pack causes major global problems; wars, our national deficit, diseases, or countries credit downgrade...THE LIST IS ENDLESS!
However, for some reason, supposed men, justify wearing one.
Here are some facts about fanny packs...
- They strip all men of their dignity
- The fanny pack caused the black plague
- The fanny pack caused World War One
- A lost part of The Constitution forbids fanny packs
- Bin Laden wore a fanny pack
So guys, remember, next time you start justifying a fanny pack, hit yourself in the crotch.